About Bad Sammy

Hey degenerates, it’s Sammy — your favorite financial disaster. Yeah, I blew up a multi-billion-dollar exchange. My bad.

But now I’m fixing things the only way I know how:
Memecoins, NFTs, cartoons, and questionable life choices.

• A token that gives back to FTX victims.
• NFTs that reward holders.
• A comedy series starring yours truly live from jail.
• A community mission to turn one giant screw-up into something good.
• Every transaction helps fund restitution.
• Every NFT helps the project grow.
• Every episode helps you laugh through the trauma I caused.
• Crypto education from the guy who REALLY shouldn’t be giving advice.
• Grab a token. Watch the chaos. Join the movement.
  Bad Sammy: making amends, one joke at a time.

• Weekly comedy episodes from Cell Block C.
• SNL-style crypto news updates.
• Jail-cell skits and parody nonsense.
• Occasional “life lessons” (if the guard allows it).
• The only crypto news where the anchor is serving 25 to life.

• 10 billion tokens in total supply.
• Some allocated to liquidity.
• Some allocated to staking.
• Some allocated to NFTs.
• Some allocated to the devs.
• Sammy’s personal allocation?
  Locked like his cell door.
• You can’t dump what you can’t touch.

• You buy the token? Part of it goes to the Victims Restoration Fund.
• You buy the NFT? Same thing — restitution supported.
• Like a karmic tax… except this time it actually goes somewhere useful.
• 2.25% tax on every transaction:
• 0.5% → Victims DAO (“sorry I lost your money” fund)
• 0.25% → Upside rewards for loyal holders
• 0.25% → Token burn reducing supply
• 1.0% → Animation studio (to keep making fun of Sammy)
• 0.25% → Liquidity pool stability